Interesting Things I Learned in Shanghai
Interesting Things I Learned in Shanghai, a list, by Jo
- I've been pronouncing it wrong all my life. Shang with a short "a".
- The line "You look just like a boy I've been dreaming about back home", or some variation thereof, is an acceptable pickup line.
- Foriegners have very interesting anecdotes about living in China. They are not for the weak of stomach.
- I am a sucker, and consider 35 RMB a perfectly acceptable way of getting someone to shut up and stop telling me to buy stuff.
- If you throw a rock on Maoming Lu or Nanjing Lu, you'll hit three foriegners.
- There will always be someone who speaks English.
- Ignoring people will not make them go away, but it may make them less obnoxious.
- No matter how many foriegners there are in Shanghai, there will always be some people who are shocked that you're there.
- Metro Stations in Shanghai have bookstores.
- Jumping from Platform Forbidden!
The metro was really overwhelming to me, but that's mostly because I spent too much time thinking about it. I guess I expected it to be more like Paris, which involved tons of lines and the real possibility of getting bombed. (When I was in Paris, students were bombing the lines in protest over something. You weren't likely to get hurt, but the lines would be cut, and you'd be stuck on the metro for hours on end. This was... god... long ago now.)
But the ladies that sold the tickets spoke English enough to get me a ticket, and the nice man fixing the broken gate showed me how to get through it, and I guessed which train to go on by the fact that I knew which direction the People's Park was from where I was. It was actually only two stops. I thought it would be longer.
The annoucements were about three minutes long in Chinese, followed by one sentence in English. There's a joke in there someplace, but I'm not coherent enough to make it.